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|real hacker:||So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible|
|movie hacker:||*types a few keystrokes* I'm in|
|real hacker:||But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet|
|movie hacker:||I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done|
|real hacker:||What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.|
|movie hacker:||Want me to break into the CIA next?|
|real hacker:||I don't even think you should attempt to...|
|movie hacker:||*types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in|
@1 day ago with 18441 notes
This bitch got Choked to death
This girl got her head blown off
This chick got Fried
and This boy melted himself
Pulled for low ratings
Pulled off the air? More like pulled out the air!
@2 days ago with 72681 notes
when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not
IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS