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Pat
18
Australia
Taken as Bacon
hipster as shit, geeky as fuck
blog will be filled with Dr Who, Supernatural, funny shit and my face....
love you cunt eks oh eks
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• Wha Chu Gat? Witty Retort to generic shitpost.
18
Australia
Taken as Bacon
hipster as shit, geeky as fuck
blog will be filled with Dr Who, Supernatural, funny shit and my face....
love you cunt eks oh eks
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• ANSWERS SHALL BE GIVEN.
• Wha Chu Gat? Witty Retort to generic shitpost.
Do it
| Okay anons, this is your chance. |
| 1. had sex? |
| 2. bought condoms? |
| 3. gotten pregnant? |
| 4. failed a class? |
| 5. kissed a boy? |
| 6. kissed a girl? |
| 7. had a job? |
| 8. left the house without my wallet? |
| 9. bullied someone on the internet? |
| 10. sexted? |
| 11. had sex in public? |
| 12. smoked weed? |
| 13. smoked cigarettes? |
| 14. smoked a cigar? |
| 15. drank alcohol? |
| 16. been to a wedding? |
| 17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight? |
| 18. watched tv for 5 hours straight? |
| 19. been late for school? |
| 20. kissed in the rain? |
| 21. showered with someone else? |
| 22. been outside my home country? |
| 23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? |
| 24. had lice? |
| 25. gotten my heart broken? |
| 26. had a credit card? |
| 27. been to a professional sports game? |
| 28. broken a bone? |
| 29. been unhappy about my weight? |
| 30. won a trophy? |
| 31. cut myself? |
| 32. been on a diet? |
| 33. rode in a taxi? |
| 34. stayed up for 24 hours or more? |
| 35. been to a concert? |
| 36. had a crush on someone of the same sex? |
| 37. had braces? |
| 38. wore make up? |
| 39. lost my virginity before I was 16? |
| 40. kissed someone a different race than myself? |
| 41. Snuck out of the house? |
| 42. had oral sex? |
| 43. dyed my hair? |
| 44. met someone famous? |
| 45. been on vacation? |
| 46. been on a boat? |
| 47. been on an airplane? |
| 48. prank called someone? |
| 49. taken a pregnancy test? |
| 50. been suspended from school? |
the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
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I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god
only in australia
wait how did the emus win
have you ever met an emu
(Source: tactiletk, via 221-llamas-in-the-tardis)
I think this could be considered a reference…
Reference, indeed.
Oh.
i’m laughing really hard some of these are just so unnecessarily complicated and ridiculous like
what
are you even
trying to accomplish
this isn’t the fucking olympics oh my god
…Fucking Olympics.
(via toocooltobehipster)
why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it
the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza
the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table
“it’s a deep dish!”
what the hell is wrong with this website
We like pizza and not babies.
who dosnt?
(via ten0uttaten)
